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Best Seller

by Pop Ents

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1.
Self-Help 03:33
She got lost in the self-help section Seekin' hope for human connection How to die right and find her direction She's gonna help herself Back again to find her answers To know the cure and causes of cancers What philosophers learned from dancers She's gonna answer herself What am I doin' here At last her final lesson Gave up coffee and several possessions Meditation with no expression She's all ready to die What am I doin' here This ain't useful After reaching her highest perfection She published findings on paths to correction A best seller, to cultic affection She done helped herself What am I doin here This ain't useful Feel like a fool Why is life so cruel
2.
Cops bust up the party so we hit the ground runnin' Gotta move fast cause more 5-0's comin' I live for the thrill so I'm gonna get my fun in All cops are bastards and Engaged in the chase so I gotta get away It's a game of cat and mouse and I'm ready to play Yeah fuck the neighbor and their noise complaint! The pigs will never catch me anyway Run run run Here they come Run run run Everyone Play it louder! Minor in possession is the state's obsession But dodging 5-0 is my dream profession You'd think last time I'd have learned my lesson All cops are bastards and Gotta stay low, go slow and covert Been sprintin' two blocks but I'm nowhere near sober A cruiser cuts me off, fuck it's all over Yeah fuck the neighbor and their noise complaint! Run run run Here they come Run run run Everyone Play it louder! Fuck the haters and their noise complaints! Fuck the haters and their noise complaints! Fuck the haters and their noise complaints! How's this for another noise complaint?
3.
Let the reverend go to hell Let the landlord live outside And there's poison in the well So we're all gonna die! The conquest of bread Will be served with severed heads I toil over one one-millionth of one million pins Just for interest on my rent The manager cracks her tongue at me Like a legionary's whip I'm plottin' for her death My legs feel like lead And I'm barely gettin' fed Let the reverend go to hell (Let the reverend go to hell) Let the landlord live outside (Let the landlord live outside) Leon Cooperman stole our wealth The conquest of bread Will be served with severed heads Can't afford to be so poor (So I know I'll never be rich) We're all waitin' out the door (And I know they'll never let us in) Now it's a Friday night riot Right at downtown city hall We got those boogie bastards With their backs against the wall Malthusian lies wrung Revolution has begun Let the reverend go to hell (Let the reverend go to hell) Let the landlord live outside (Let the landlord live outside) Leon Cooperman stole our wealth The conquest of bread Will be served with severed heads Mutual aid for the people Will overcome evil Let the reverend go to hell (Let the reverend go to hell) Let the landlord live outside (Let the landlord live outside) Leon Cooperman stole our wealth The conquest of bread Will be served with severed heads And the power of the people The root of all evil No gods No kings No presidents No jobs No landlords
4.
No no no no No no no no No no no no No no no no Please don't go Out that door Baby no Before you pack your things Unpack your mind We like day trips And bottles of wine Don't you remember St. Charles in the spring? I know you do Before you leave your keys Just listen please Y'know all I gotta give Is yours to take She was the sickle Poor I, I the rake Baby Don't go out of that door Before you leave this place Just see my face Come back to bed Let's make love again What's that our favorite poet says? I measure time by how the body sways Baby Don't go out of that door Baby please I love you more Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah No no no No no no no Please do not go Baby Don't go out of that door Baby please I love you more I love you more
5.
Drift 04:52
Lookin' back when things they were so sweet Time for days blurred right into weeks Killin' time inside, the summer's heat Things we had back then are the things we seek Pictures hangin' down the hall All that's left are holes in the wall Lazy river driftin' with the flow Around the bend feels dark and cold You look back, but forward's all you'll go You're remembered young when you're gettin' old Pictures hangin' down the hall All that's left are holes in the wall Reminiscent of the past What was gold may never last It's driftin' away It's driftin' away It's driftin' away It's driftin' away
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Lost Stride 03:45
Lookin' back when things they were so sweet Time for days blurred right into weeks Killin' time inside, the summer's heat Things we had back then are the things we seek Pictures hangin' down the hall All that's left are holes in the wall Lazy river driftin' with the flow Around the bend feels dark and cold You look back, but forward's all you'll go You're remembered young when you're gettin' old Pictures hangin' down the hall All that's left are holes in the wall Reminiscent of the past What was gold may never last It's driftin' away It's driftin' away It's driftin' away It's driftin' away
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Do Right 04:07
Please I just wanted to do right Please I just wanted to do right Please I just wanted to do right Do right by you All the time Right here By your side Things were goin' so well Get off my back and my feelings I'm just a son-of-a-bitch Do right by you All the time Right here By your side And the show is on tonight What's gone wrong? I came and I saw Right where they belong Blood lost what's the cause It goes on and on and on again I came and I saw Right where they belong Blood lost what's the cause It goes on and on and on again Do right by you All the time Right here By your side And the show is on tonight What's gone wrong? I came and I saw Right where they belong Blood lost what's the cause It goes on and on and on again I came and I saw Right where they belong Blood lost what's the cause It goes on and on and on again I came and I saw Right where they belong Blood lost what's the cause It goes on and on and on again On and on and on On and on and on On and on and on On and on and on On and on and on On and on and on
10.
Seen It All 03:55
I've seen angels Devils, fables Wi-Fi access Basic cable Tell you what I thought I'd seen it all Now I'm started to see That these things just ain't What they used to be I thought I'd seen it all Who was I to be So naive No matter how hard I try I can't find that thing I'm lookin' for Think I'll just close my eyes And sleep I've seen end times God speaks end rhymes Podcast prophets Neon church signs Tell you what I swear I'd seen it all Now I'm started to see That these things just ain't What they used to be I thought I'd seen it all Who was I to be So naive
11.
High Noon 03:24
The things you've done Over time catches up to you The things you've done Bounty high, you're on the run It's high noon A fully cocked .45 You're gonna lose Make your move The devil is on my side You're gonna lose The things you've done Over time catches up to you The things you've done Bounty high, you're on the run It's high noon A fully cocked .45 You're gonna lose Make your move The devil is on my side You're gonna lose It's high noon Better make your move It's high noon Better make your move
12.
Listen up boys, the end is here Cause I'm tired of gettin' paid in experience and beer Oh man Goddamn, yeah, the band is breakin' up Time to cut that hair, cover up them tattoos Update the resume, maybe lay off the booze Oh no What we all really need are some goddamned jobs Drink up boys, this here's the last call Time to settle up this tab once and for all And ya know Still got 12 bucks in the band bank account I don't know if I'll ever be a Functioning member of society but No no man the band is breakin' up My therapist told me to quit on these dreams She's also got issues with the lyrics I sing So she Doubled up my doses so I'm thinkin' more clearly So I'll take my sad songs, you take your anxious licks Tell the ADHD drummer to remember them sticks Oh yeah My mom said the church wants its PA back I don't know if I'll ever be a Psychiatrically stable version of me but At least for now yeah The band is breakin' up We had good times Loadin' in and out of indie bar dives And we were all so sure That our rock 'n roll was special and pure But now my shrink says it's time split up My dad said that I gotta grow up So goddamn, oh man, the band's breakin' up Let's break up boys And as for this here last recorded LP Maybe we could put it out for posthumous release And some kids in the scene might pick it up if it's cheap And honestly boys, I loved you all We raged against machines and spray painted the walls With our hearts Goddamn, yeah, the band is breakin' up

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In 12 genre-defying songs, Best Seller aims to comment on and criticize the inundation of inauthentic self-help gurus, political grifters, and podcast prophets in popular culture, while having fun at the expense of itself and others.

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released September 3, 2022

All music and lyrics written by Pop Ents

John Engle - bass, vocals, whistling
Dave Palmer - guitar, vocal, annoying effects pedal buzz
Joon - Keyboards, guitar, vocals, tambourine, background coughing
Konan Sur - drums, vape pen

Guest vocals by Chorion

Engineered, mixed, and mastered by Jaeseon


Dedicated to the memory of Gabriel Ryan
Thank you for listening to the mixes, supporting us, and being a dear friend.

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